Ask Dickie

Do you have a burning question for Dickie? Post it in the comments, and you’ll get an answer.

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Leslie August 18, 2011 at 3:23 pm

How’s this?


Dickie Schlueter Dickie Schlueter August 19, 2011 at 8:05 pm

I think I know what you are holding in your hand. There are government regulations that delineate strict controls about that kind of thing and severe penalties may be imposed if caught by the authorities. Please put it way before you hurt someone (or yourself). Then ask another question.


Steve Tomporowski March 31, 2013 at 2:02 pm

Hey Dickie,

Here’s a good one for you: How much love causes a Windmill to reach infinity?

Bonus points for where I got that from….



Lyn and Graeme December 11, 2013 at 11:42 am

Dear Dickie
Last week while at the cemetery we saw four guys walking around wih a coffin. An hour later they were still walking around with a coffin. we could have sworn those guys had lost the plot!
What do you think?


Dickie Schlueter Dickie Schlueter December 11, 2013 at 11:50 am

My guess is that the deceased always took a morning walk. He most probably died in his sleep, therefore, missing out on that bit of life extending exercise. Being a thorough guy, he insisted in his will that a one hour morning walk was mandatory before they put him in the ground. Make sense?


craig March 18, 2014 at 9:46 am

Perplexing question/ three people are in a chevy vega headed south on route 66 in Arizona on a hot summer late afternoon one woman ( hot as hell) and two guys , the woman has to pee while going thru a one horse town. they pull over into a one pump gas station , with the owner sitting in a broken down chair sipping a pop. the woman hopes out of the car and asks for the ladies room , the other two head in side to scoop up some goodies for the rest of the journey…meanwhile the young lady walks into the store and scans the store for a pair of sunglasses and a kit kat. she finds the kit kat but no sunglasses , so what did the second guy buy ? , and which one is the second guy ?


Dickie Schlueter Dickie Schlueter March 18, 2014 at 12:06 pm

Route 66 goes East and West.


craig March 18, 2014 at 9:58 am



Dickie Schlueter Dickie Schlueter March 18, 2014 at 12:01 pm

Hats are outlawed in Dickie’s World. If you are bald, be proud of it. If your head is a funny shape, be funny. I have a team working on an appropriate T shirt design, but you probably cannot afford it.


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