Dickie may be contacted in a multitude of ways, none of which will he share at this time.
By Phone: Yeah, right!
By Mail: Simply mark the envelope “Dickie’s World.” If it’s important, it will get to me. Don’t hold your breath.
By email: firstname.lastname@example.org
Today his business hours are Tuesday through Wednesday, 0300-0305 hours Zulu. Check the website tomorrow for his new hours. Wear gloves.